Wednesday, March 30, 2011
My 2011 baseball predictions...which will be miserably wrong by the end of the season
NL East: Atlanta
NL Central: St. Louis
NL West: San Francisco
NL Wildcard: Philadelphia
AL East: Boston
AL Central: Minnesota
AL West: Texas
AL Wildcard: New York Yankees
NL MVP: Jason Heyward - Atlanta
AL MVP: Joe Mauer - Minnesota
NL Cy Young: Roy Halladay - Philadelphia
AL Cy Young: Trevor Cahill - Oakland
NL Champs: Philadelphia
AL Champs: Boston
World Series Champs: Boston
2011 Chicago Cubs' Record: *SIGH* 77-85
The Future of Albert Pujols: Stays in St. Louis
Head-to-Head Cubs vs. Sox: *LONG sigh* Sox probably
Cheers,
DC
Friday, March 25, 2011
Some Thoughts on "Pretty Boy" Floyd

In November of 2010, Filipino boxing star Manny Pacquiao proceeded to inflate one of Antonio Margarito's eyes using only his left and right hands. Margarito's eyes swelled to gross proportions.
In the aftermath of the fight, Pacquiao announced that his next opponent would be Shane Mosley...

Yeah the picture above pretty much sums it up... Everybody wants to see Pacquiao fight Floyd Mayweather. It would undoubtedly be the one of the most anticipated fights in boxing history. The last thing people want to watch is Pacquiao destroy another outclassed opponent. Cotto was a decent choice, but Clottey, Hatton, Margarito, and now Mosley are not up to Manny's standards.
While driving back from work on Friday, I caught Pretty Boy Floyd being interviewed by ESPN Radio 1000. Let me just say that after this interview, I'm pretty sure that Pacquiao-Mayweather is never going to happen.
I like Floyd Mayweather. He is by far the best defensive boxer since Pernell Whitaker; he may even be the best defensive boxer ever. The way he destroyed Ricky Hatton and Oscar de la Hoya lend more credibility to this argument. And while I honestly can't stand his motor mouth sometimes, I have grown to begrudgingly accept it. That being said, he came off as a total JACKASS in the interview.
First off, Mayweather starts complaining about how he is an American, but more people in this great country seem to be supporting Pacquiao, a fighter from the Philippines (which Mayweather "intelligently" pointed out was a foreign country...gee thanks for the enlightenment Floyd) instead of him. Cry me a river.
Yes we Americans are ridiculously and obnoxiously patriotic of our own at times (just look at the way ESPN slobbers over America's current god awful tennis talent every time some assclown makes it out of the first round aka Melanie Oudin), but I think it is safe to say Americans also want to see results and not stupid dilly-dallying bullshit. This is why America doesn't have f**king ties in any of their professional sports (well NFL technically still has ties). The reason Floyd that America is turning on you is because YOU'RE WASTING EVERYONE'S F**KING TIME by not agreeing to this fight.
Floyd then went on to say that Pacquiao is a "media creation," and that he doesn't understand why this fight is so anticipated when Pacquiao has already thrice, two of those times Manny hit the canvas and didn't get up in time. Floyd conveniently forgets to remind people that Pacquiao's last two devastating losses came in 1999 and 1996. Pacquiao's third loss was avenged when he knocked out Erik Morales in 3 rounds. Let's also remember that Pacquiao has pretty much destroyed every one of his contemporaries with the exception of Floyd himself.
OF COURSE THIS FIGHT IS GOING TO BE HYPED UP YOU DOLT! Even if Pacquiao was a "media creation," everyone wants to see these two go at it. Like I mentioned earlier, this fight would sell enough to make UFC irrelevant again.
When ESPN's Marc Silverman told Floyd that the fight would save the sport of boxing, the undefeated champ replied that he doesn't fight for the promoters or the sport, he fights for himself and his family. Fair enough...except he answered it in the GODDAMN THIRD PERSON. If you are not The Rock and you are speaking in third person, that instantly makes you a jackass and a dumbass.
I believe Floyd when he says that he's not afraid of Manny Pacquiao. In fact, I would go as far as to say that if the two went head to head, I think Mayweather would come out on top. That's right, Mayweather would beat Pacquiao. But if Floyd wants to keep talking all this shit about Pac being a "media creation" and if Floyd wants the proper respect from his fellow Americans that he claims he deserves, well it's time for him to STFU about these drug tests and don the goddamn gloves.
If there's anything this interview did, it made me realize how much of a tool Floyd Mayweather is becoming. I also hope he realizes that if he doesn't fight Manny Pacquiao soon, he'll also go down as one of the biggest phonies in the sport.
Cheers,
DC
Friday, March 18, 2011
Some Thoughts on the...not so eloquent UCLA student

Hey everyone.
I haven't been really up to much lately. Just watching some March Madness, the Bulls and Blackhawks, and of course, getting ready for the GRE, which is coming closer and closer with each passing day. It was also spring break here at Oakton, though I didn't really do anything worth mentioning.
I hope I didn't frighten you all with the pretty wild, unrestrained rant I had on those morons trying to link the tragic earthquake/tsunami to Pearl Harbor. For those of you who read that piece and are about to read this one, you might be a little bit surprised to find a dramatic change in emotion.
So pretty much everyone and their mother has been asking for my opinion on UCLA student Alexandra Wallace who so "tastefully" described her "discontent" with the hordes of Asians that are supposedly invading American universities. In case you missed the video, here it is
Alexandra Wallace is an idiot. My favorite part of her asinine video is how she says her "rant" is not directed at her "Asian friends" yet the cretin was stupid enough to generalize an entire race of people based on the actions of 12-20 Asians who happened to live in the same building that she did. And did she really think it was a good idea to post this video just hours after an earthquake that has killed almost 10000 people in Japan? Once again, it is clear that this student is pretty brainless and lacks those "American manners" (whatever the hell that means) that she so obnoxiously bragged about.
However, if you expected another classic example of, wild, histrionic, and downright scary Dennis Choi rage towards this person, you're going to be disappointed.
Quite frankly, I wasn't really that offended at all. Yep, that's right. Here I'll type it again in case you're still in disbelief: I wasn't really that offended at all.
You can blame Highland Park High School, that abominable cesspool of spoiled brats, for my desensitization. At HPHS, I heard far worse. In fact, Alexandra Wallace's comments, however tactless and ludicrous, were actually par for the course during high school where I was bombarded by abhorrent remarks against Asians seemingly on a daily basis. The comments I received, particularly during my senior year, would make Alexandra Wallace look like Obama for goodness sake. After all, Highland Park is definitely not the most "open-minded" place in the world. In fact, the place seems to champion its stupidity and narrow-mindedness (which is why I refuse, and will ALWAYS refuse to call it my hometown. It's Highwood DAMN IT!).
I guess being exposed to such blatantly offensive racism really led me to a point of disillusionment with this idea of "racial harmony." Let's face the facts, as long as humans exist on this planet, prejudice will never go out of style in this world.
For this reason, it seems a little overkill for people to be issuing death threats. To those people who either sent the death threats or agree with those who went after her, do you really think that is going to suddenly change this person into a non-racist? The bottom line is, people like her, WILL NEVER CHANGE. It's pointless to throw death threats because her narrow-minded stereotypes of Asians are not going to suddenly go away because some jackass threatened to shoot her in the face. Even her apology seems half-assed and more done out of necessity than out of the goodness in her heart. I guess her "All-American" mother didn't teach her the universal manner of owning up to a mistake.
As defeatist as this sounds, there's nothing we can do about racism like this. For every Alexandra Wallace who has been humiliated because she was so incredibly stupid enough to make this video public, there are millions of others who share her views and will pass it on to their children without consequence, simply because they keep it within themselves. I guess that's why I don't get angry anymore when I see stuff like this because let's face it, she's not the only one who feels this way and it's not going to change anytime soon.
Back in January, I found myself in a loud bar that was blasting a cacophony of Serbian music and where pretty much everyone in the bar was a Serb (or from a country in the former Yugoslavia) with the exception of myself and two other guys. When I walked into the bathroom, a dude in the bar started insulting me by speaking mock Chinese, similar to Alexandra Wallace's "ching chong ling long" spiel. The dickhead proceeded to laugh his ass off while I fought off an urge to urinate all over him.
Were his actions as reprehensible as Alexandra Wallace's? I'll let you decide on that. But let's face the facts, if I decided to give him a lecture about how he should be more open-minded and accepting of other cultures (in a dirty ass bathroom of a shady ass bar, mind you), was it really possible to expect him to suddenly not be a prejudiced dumbass? Of course not...
So I did what I thought was best at the time, just ignored him and moved on. There's no point getting mad over something that can't be transformed.
Cheers,
DC
Sunday, March 13, 2011
Letting go of your baggage...especially if its f**king empty

Karma is by far the most overused word in the English language. Many people, myself included, don't really understand the concept well enough. However, this fact doesn't seem to serve as any sort of stricture for us to just throw it around to make ourselves feel and sound smarter in an argument.
Case in point, this link
Before I begin my rant, I would like to thank Melissa, one of my co-workers at CTY Carlisle last summer, for pointing this out on her profile page. I honestly don't know if Melissa reads this blog or not but she deserves a shout out anyways.
And another disclaimer, if anyone reading thinks that any of the heinous comments on the link were appropriate and intelligent, I'm going to ask you politely to please stop f**king reading this blog.
I would like to point out that the overwhelming majority of those abysmally stupid losers probably fit at least four of these five categories:
A.) Are not serving in the United States military
B.) Do not know where Pearl Harbor is
C.) Do not even know the motivations behind the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor
D.) Were not in Pearl Harbor, Hawaii, or Honolulu for that matter when the attack happened
E.) Were not even F**KING BORN when the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor
This is a disgrace. There is no other way to describe the appalling lack of compassion and intelligence demonstrated by some people in the aftermath of one of the most devastating natural disasters to hit Japan. As of now, the death toll could possibly exceed 10,000. In addition, costly property damage has done nothing but destroy the lives of survivors. Let's not forget the potential for a nuclear meltdown that could cause major setbacks down the road.
But no, some of us living in this country choose to ignore these issues. Instead, they think it's a much better idea to start claiming self-righteous "karma victories" for a military attack that happened almost SEVENTY F**KING YEARS AGO.
I want to point out a larger problem. The comments remind me once again how people need to seriously throw away their baggage when it comes to historical events, especially if there is nothing inside the f**king luggage to begin with. As mentioned earlier, most of the people who are posting such hateful messages were not born or do not have relatives directly associated with the attack. Instead, their sick bastardized idea of patriotism has eaten away the few precious brain cells that they had to begin with. I mean how would you feel if after Hurricane Katrina, some Japanese people said it was "karma" for dropping bombs on Hiroshima or Nagasaki? I don't know about you, but I would be pretty f**king pissed off.
In case those morons have forgotten, Japan has been a strong US economic and political ally in the aftermath of World War II. Japanese and American culture have transcended borders peacefully. They have been and continue to be a major supporter of US foreign policy when it comes to dealing with bloodthirsty North Korea. Mainly due to the cooperative efforts of both Americans and Japanese who were willing to MOVE FORWARD past ideological hatred and resentment, Japan now boasts the third largest economy in the world, and all this after getting nuked not once, but twice. I guess someone forgot to teach ACTUAL HISTORY to those imbeciles, because it seems like in their own warped minds, America is still at war with Japan.
By the way, I would like to add that at the time, Hawaii WAS NOT a US state. It was technically a colony, so can people please STFU and stop whining and bitching about Japan's sneak attack on a US state. Hawaii wasn't a goddamn state until 1959. Jeezus, it's bad enough that we have birthers who act like Hawaii is a country in Africa or something, now we have to deal with a bunch of cretins who keep screaming like a bunch of harpies about Japan attacking a US state seventy years ago, when it wasn't even a state.
This isn't just an attack on Americans. First off, 99.99999999% of Americans have felt nothing but sympathy and anguish over what has happened in Japan. With the exception of this very minute number of absolute human waste, most Americans are saddened by this tragic natural disaster.
In fact, the rest of the world is pretty guilty of this stuff as well. Koreans still have not let go of historical baggage when it comes to the Japanese, over the colonial period from 1910-1945. While I certainly understand and empathize with older Koreans who still have not received a sufficient apology from the arrogant Japanese government, younger Koreans who bring up these issues to "justify" anti-Japanese sentiment need to get a f**king life. In the last twenty or so years, the only major source of contention between Japan and Korea has been over the Liancourt Rocks. A group of nearly uninhabitable islands is barely something to declare bloody murder about, especially on an entire country.
Or how about the English? For three hellish months, Nazi Germany bombed the living daylights out of the UK, killing more than 23,000 civilians all over the country. I cannot begin to imagine the horror and nightmarish life that Britons experienced during this time period. That is why if you are a Briton and you survived that trauma, you honestly have every right to still have hatred for Germany.
But most of the anti-German sentiment from Britons these days seems to come from stupid young punks (most likely drunk mind you), who don't know a damn thing about the agony and suffering their ancestors experienced 70 years ago. Case in point how tactlessly they sing this IDIOTIC SONG. Or what about this absolute trash of an article (Btw, England got destroyed by those "blackshirt" Germans in last summer's World Cup. I've graciously posted the highlights for you in case you forgot. Sorry about the GOD AWFUL music in the background). Maybe if the young English fans wasted less time singing brainless songs about German atrocities that took place years ago, and spent more time getting angry about the current state of their sad excuse for a soccer team, they would have won a major competition by now.
The bottom line is, if you directly survived and lived through a difficult hardship caused by another country, you certainly have a right to have resentment and even hatred in your heart. These emotions are what make us human after all. However, if you are GENERATIONS removed from those same events and are living comfortably, you really need to mind your own business and throw away your cultural baggage.
Especially, if the country you are targeting is in the midst of their own hellish tragedy.
Cheers,
DC
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